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Laundry Day

It started out as a normal Sunday laundry day. I gathered the week’s worth of dirty clothes and swung open the door from the house to the garage. I flick the light on, take a step and am immediately wrapped up in a damn spider web! Almost like a trip-wire you’d find deep in the …

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The Present is now

I never understood people who would sit in their car with the windows down and blast rap music through their super expensive car speakers. I’m sure you’ve heard it, that deep bass that you feel through your body as if it’s trying to shake the loose change from your pockets. I’ve always thought that it …

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Gollum Addict Haiku

The precious calls me Lost! Lost! My precious is lost! Must have the precious!

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The Power of Positivity…a haiku

Trombone sounds the charge Feel the unicorn power New year, NEW DAY ROCKS

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A haiku for you

Blowing across floor, No purpose goal or desire, Cat hair tumbleweed

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Stupid Humans

I live in Central Florida and as a central Floridian I am aware of certain hazards that come with it. Hurricanes. They happen from time to time and everyone that lives here deals with it. And nobody can survive here without air conditioning. Sharks! New Smyrna Beach has dealt with the ‘shark bite capitol of …

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This dating life

I’m a divorced, 40 year old virgin…MAN! Let’s be clear about that. I’ve had the sex. It’s nice. Enjoyable. Even bad sex is still good. Like bad cocaine, it’s still pretty good. Having never done cocaine I can’t back that up. Okay, so what’s my point? My point is don’t do drugs. My other point …

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History repeats itself

I live in the United States of America. That’s a fact. My birth certificate says so. My driver’s license says so. My passport says so. My dad was in the Air Force and I rose for the Pledge of Allegiance every day at school. I’m American through and through. And like a true American I …

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Wolverine’s Blog

I was born James Howlett, I can’t remember the year… Raised in Canada, that I do know.  If I had friends, they’d call me Logan.  But I don’t have friends.  You see I’m the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn’t very nice.  I’ve seen more death than any normal …

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Welcome to He Card Reads Good!

This is my forum where I can explode my brain onto the internet like a watermelon at a Gallagher concert. The front row may want to pull up on the plastic tarps now to avoid any collateral damage.

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